My stream-of-conciousness on the web. Notice how little it’s used? I wonder what that means.Tumblr (3.0; @iamchrisnewkirk)http://chrisnewkirk.com/<a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/">PassiveAggressiveNotes</a>: <p>My friend Amber has wasted many an hour on this site. I will be too, I’m sure.</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/286581589http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/286581589Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:26:31 -0800<a href="http://pinchmysalt.com/2009/05/02/pine-nuts-left-a-bitter-taste-in-my-mouth/">Pine Nuts Left a Bitter Taste in my Mouth — Pinch My Salt</a>: <p>Has this ever happened to anyone else??? I ate pine nuts in a salad a few days ago and now EVERYTHING I eat is bitter. It’s horrible.</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/284862919http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/284862919Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:23:57 -0800<p>Welcome to my new blog. Its nice here. Smaller, but more cozy than my old one I think.</p> <p>And who knows, maybe I’ll keep this thing up. I wouldn’t bet on it though…</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/283583562http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/283583562Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:54:16 -0800<a href="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/14/118-ugly-sweater-parties/">#118 Ugly Sweater Parties « Stuff White People Like</a>: <p>I’ve been hearing a lot about these things this year. I might even be attending one. If so, look for photos coming soon…</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/283576385http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/283576385Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:47:21 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5u_8fm6i3jw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5u_8fm6i3jw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u_8fm6i3jw">Saviour Machine - Live in Deutschland 2002 - Revelation 13</a></p> <p>Some good footage of Chuck… I just can’t see him in a goth band.</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/279520207http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/279520207Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:15:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktymaiZ8N81qare1qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/264552161http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/264552161Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:06:18 -0800“An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”<br/><br/> - <em>Mitch Hedberg</em>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/263704484http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/263704484Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:14:20 -0800<p>In no particular order:</p> <ul> <li>Car Insurance Claim</li> <li>Medical Reimbursement Account Claim</li> <li>Child Care Reimbursement Account Claim</li> <li>US Air Lost Baggage Claim</li> <li>Dave Ramsey’s Debt Snowball</li> <li>Surprise 4-Digit(!) Hospital Bill</li> <li>Check Engine Light</li> <li>New Job Title</li> <li>New Church</li> <li>Old Church</li> <li>Holidays</li> <li>Two (only?) Weddings Booked For 2010</li> <li>Kids’ Asthma</li> </ul> <p>I’m sure I’m forgetting something.</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/254776832http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/254776832Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:18:21 -0800Me: (While listening to a note-for-note cover of Extreme's "More Than Words") Why would anyone cover this song and not change anything?<br /> Wife: Because they're wankers.<br /> Me: I love you.http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/247385708http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/247385708Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:12:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt88ppDZ931qare1qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Halloween, bitches.</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/246536288http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/246536288Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:15:25 -0800<a href="http://lamebook.com">http://lamebook.com</a>: <p>My newest daily destination.</p>http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/246477636http://chrisnewkirk.com/post/246477636Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:21:02 -0800